coconuts can't migrate


Anonymous -

about the queue i meant like, how many minutes apart do you set one post from the other

you don’t set it by minutes apart! you choose how many times you want it to post between two different hours

Anonymous -

Right so im a boy and when we get a boner you kind of like have to move it to a certain position so its not as much noticeable then you like cover it with your shirt or jacket or what ever then like wait for it to go..

but how do u get to the point of moving it how do u move it without anybody noticing it people w dicks help me out here i don’t understand how the heck if dicks are always hard how i never see one it just doesn’t seem statisticallly possible

Anonymous -

What time is it there?

right now it’s 11:08 pm and I am using a circumventor because my blocking program has blocked tumblr an hour early oops

equesticle -

My bf tucks his into the waistband of his underwear or pants and makes sure his shirt is down and sometimes it pops out of his undies and I can stroke the head and that's fun ☺️

thats cute i hope u guys are happy for a long time

Anonymous -

Tbh I reckon nearly every girl has been responsible for a boner I love giving them to random strangers just smile and push your hair back and lean over with your chest out and brush them a bit and watch them get flustered and go to cover their dick oh yes

seriously is this possible people with dicks please tell me help a girl out here 



words to live by~ (hey look i turned my embarrassing bathroom snap chat selfie into a shitty edit yippee) 






never not reblog Scarlett calling idiots out on their bullshit


and the shitty part is that once scarlett called them out on their fucking bullshit, she automatically became coined a bitch. a bitch. for being brave enough to publicly tell them what was so annoying about a still continuing problem for women in media

"You work hard making independent films for fourteen years and you get voted best breasts.” - scarlett johansson

god i feel horrible for her. i feel horrible for every single woman in this world. and it was to the point where she decided to get breast reduction surgery for her to be taken more seriously as an actress. what the hell is wrong with everybody

and i never, ever understood the hate towards anne hathaway. new york times magazine stated “Anne Hathaway practically demands that we love her.” fucking wrong. anne never gave a shit about looking stuck up when she was out there on stage, preaching for gay rights and how wrong it is for men to constantly sexualize and put down women in the media in every single interview where a man asked the bullshit question “what diet plan did you use for your role in les mis, i bet every single girl wants to know”. she knew a backlash would come from for being so strong and forceful with her retortive statements, but they saved the people that mattered.

and another point. kristen stewart. why in the hell do people hate kristen stewart as a person. women today are expected to act pretty. nice. be respectful 24/7, never argue back, smile pretty, be a lady. don’t make rash, argumentative statements, because if you do, you are not a lady. this is a message our society tries to suffocate women with. kristen stewart will not smile for you, or act like a fuckin lady for you, because that is not her character

yet people hate her because she decides to be herself. “god kristen, you gotta smile some more, talk more ladylike”

what in the fuck for? absolutely nobody knows kristen stewart’s personality. she’s a private person. but just because she refuses to lie through her teeth to seem like a respectable, golden lady of hollywood, she’s considered a bitch. “do this or that because if you don’t you aint a lady” god fuckin damn all of you

all the wrong actresses are getting the hate. you know what really pisses me off are the actresses that just drift on by, answering all an interviewer’s fuckin condescending questions because they’re too afraid to say anything else. just walk nice, smile and say all of those stupid, feminine things you can say in order to get the most fans. at least that’s what their publicists are making them do

its really early in the morning and i cant think straight so if my rant seems messy im sorry



if i give you a boner please tell me so i can feel good about myself

How to do Homework


'you shouldn't eat that it's too fattening/full of calories'

*proceeds to eat both food and person*


main goals when going to a friends house:
-pet dog
-avoid parent
-don’t clog toilet


I, for one, welcome our future Indian-Chinese lesbian cyborg president.