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tinarannosaurus:

"Oh my god, It’s bad."

"I ruined the car!"

"You did. You really did."

request (x)

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

this is literally what happens when a young adult starts working full time

versaceslut:

when ur hunty starts spilling that tea and you just sit back and

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halaalpussy:

Dont be fooled i love white people and their culture.. Look at me and my white best friend !!! Im sorry if i offended any honkies :///

brbjellyfishing:

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

I just found this on stumbleupon with no context and no website. Just the image url.

Who is she

videogamenostalgia:

Assassin’s Creed Unity Cinematic Trailer Reveals Elise

Ubisoft has revealed the character ‘Elise’ in their latest trailer for Assassin’s Creed Unity. As she appears to be a Templar, many are contemplating whether or not she will actually be playable in game 

According to Ubisoft, Elise is “a character central to Assassin’s Creed Unity’s story. As an independent young noblewoman, Elise is determined to secure her place in the Templar dynasty amidst the chaos of the French Revolution. Her quest leads her to cross paths with Arno and establish an unlikely bond with him.”

kimpissible:

when people purposely try to break their phone so their parents will buy them a new one

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skellettes:

sneak peek from 50 shades of grey!!

skellettes:

sneak peek from 50 shades of grey!!

reallylameblog:

gucciballs:

He’s back

someone stop him

a newborn deer runs through a field, a rainbow shines from heaven, a child’s smile lights up the room, as brian blows a dude

chapmen:

a modern hero

valvala:

im a man and i LOVE sitting on GIANT BALLSACKS

valvala:

im a man and i LOVE sitting on GIANT BALLSACKS

bongfucker:

spermbanker:

nightgaunts:

will someone please explain this to me immediately

hobotrashsebastian:

True Alpha Scott McCall